Just the other day, I was admiring a friend’s new ride. The car looks absolutely fabulous. The car would look better if it is lowered but the OE wheels are simply hideous. Hence, I suggested that he should get it change, after all who the heck run on OE wheels nowadays. I was shocked when told me that he dumped all his money on his wedding and saving for his big day, so no plans to mod his car till then. I respect the sanctity of marriage but I think he’s not getting his priorities right – driving around in a brand new ride with the OE wheels, is like walking into a fine dining restaurant garb in an Armani suit and slippers.
I tried to talk some senses into him why the wheels should come before marriage:
1. Wheels : You own the wheels.
Wife : She owns you!
2. Wheels : Polygamy.
Wife : Monogamy.
3. Wheels : Four hub rings. (Less than a hundred.)
Wife : Engagement and wedding ring. (3 months salary!)
4. Wife: You got to stick with your wife for better or worse. Once you took the vow,there’s no turning back. If you intend to change your mind, read point number 5.
Wheels : If it looks better, then you keep it for a few more years. If it looks worse, you get it change after your next paycheck.
5. Wife : If you divorce her, you lose half of your assets (or more!)
Wheels : If you intend to ‘divorce’ your current set of wheels, you can even trade in the old ones to subsidize the new set.
6. Wheels : The specs will never change.
Wife : The specs will change.
7. Wheels : Sometimes, the retailer will throw in a freebie.
Wife : The only freebie that comes along is a bun in the oven, which is going to cost you a bomb 9 months down the road.
8. Wheels : One time investment.
Wife : Eternal investment.
9. Wheels : Bling-bling!
Wife: You’ll never stop paying for her bling!
10. Wheels : Simple.
Wife : Complicated.
The list could go on and on. Hopefully, he’ll come to his senses and do some justice to his car
By Rodney
Just the other day, I was admiring a friend’s new ride. The car looks absolutely fabulous. The car would look better if it is lowered but the OE wheels are simply hideous. Hence, I suggested that he should get it change, after all who the heck run on OE wheels nowadays. I was shocked when told me that he dumped all his money on his wedding and saving for his big day, so no plans to mod his car till then. I respect the sanctity of marriage but I think he’s not getting his priorities right – driving around in a brand new ride with the OE wheels, is like walking into a fine dining restaurant garb in an Armani suit and slippers.
I tried to talk some senses into him why the wheels should come before marriage:
Wheels : You own the wheels.
Wife : She owns you!
……………………………………………
Wheels : Polygamy.
Wife : Monogamy.
…………………………………………………
Wheels : Four hub rings. (Less than a hundred.)
Wife : Engagement and wedding ring. (3 months salary!)
…………………………………………
Wheels : If it looks better, then you keep it for a few more years. If it looks worse, you get it change after your next paycheck.
Wife: You got to stick with your wife for better or worse. Once you took the vow,there’s no turning back. If you intend to change your mind, read the next one.
(more…)